A crazy idea, a crazy producer and an average drama
about adollescents were the ingredients to create anther romance movie
saga but the Paramount pictures obsession to compete added another ingredient
to the formula the Myers factor and thats how Friday the 13th the saga about a
killing family and some of racist comedy borned.At the start that was just
another movie of the pile but somehow and misteiously a heat shavin horror
movie borned and it was ready to rumble in the hearts of everyone as a new cult
classic movie it gets along all the saga 4 stages and 3 main killers freaturing
typical stereotipes of people in all agec classes and colors exept for crassy
asians they are not includded in any of the movies.
First of all the
revolutionary (and also boring) Friday The 13th (That one when Jason doesnt
appear aparently) 6/10
That Bad Was The
movie The movie moves on veeeeeery slowly from the start to end and also
have some psycodelic persuits but isnt something boring as seeing 1:12 hours
about campist with "Normal" lives in a campament until she appears
and gives a little seassoning to the very long movie but wait why i said
apparently not appears its easy in the comic Pamela tale she says us than she
arrived the campment just in the part of the movie when she has her first
appearance oh and also decided the name of the movie because it happens in the
birthday of Jason and i think if you hadnt guessed it yet its Friday 13th oh
and in october.
The Second One (And a
very defined Movie) Friday The 13th Part 2 (The one were Jason appears but
don´t usses his hockey mask) 9/10
Jason Littles Momma Boy. This movie is a very
intersting (And fuctional) combination between psycology and Drama it also has
Jason but it shows us things than will have importance until the next 2 movies
of the saga and it also introduced a charismatic character Jason the people
loved hiim and how did they cant its just a liitle and fragile (Very stupid
also) kid in a mans body oh and i mentioned than he appears just in the moments
you need him intervent in the movie its just like saying Jason stop that lovely
couple and he misteriously appears and thats not even the best part the best
part of the movie is when you know "SPOILER ALERT" Jason loved his
mommy and he wasnt able to resist the mental control by a girl with her swetter
isnt that really cute? obiusly ignoring he is a mass serial killer,
The Third One (The 3d One) Friday The 13th
Part 3 (Or the one were Jason gets his hockey mask and gets a very good axe
punch oh and also 3d effects abbusing) 7/10
Wanna Taste This Axe? This movie is
very intersting by all the ways first by the suspense second by the under
thematic and third for giving a horror movie monster its classic symbol the
hockey mask i just can say that it abusses exesivesly of every opportunity to
use the 3d effects but doesnt get that special touch of giving suspense but it
has some of the best deaths in all the franchise long,
The Fourth One (The Little Kid
Traumatizing One) Friday The 13th Part 4 (Or the one when nothing intersant
happens or when Jason dies by a little psycotical kid) 4/10
That Axe Was Realy Tasty You can see
the effects of trying to taste an axe with your brain the only problem is than
he still alive and also stupid but he always has been very dumb soo it doesnt
really matters this movie i never had the capacity to see it complete because i
get sleep or lost my interest i just saw the first hour and then jumoed out to
the final ten minutes and is just dumb starting by "SPOILER ALERT"
the kid knowing how to defeat Jason and the sister who let him to try and fight
against a Psycotical Maniac in his own house and also some of the ideas are
really lost and out of context like the Jarvis living there and than nothing
happenned to them in like 15 years oh and there is also a group of adolescents
and 10 minutes of inecesary horny time
By KoroFofo




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